Caring U Always

HANSI KE PHAWAREY - By Balwinder Singh

A boy prayed : God, give me 1 bag full of money, A job, 1 big vehicle and many girls.
God : Ur wish is fulfilled. And he became a Bus Conductor.
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Master : Kaka, teri umar ch Ghandi Ji BA kar chukkey si.
Student : Sir, tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh faansi chad chukkey si.
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Employee : Sir, my salary should be increased as I am married now.
Manager : We are not responsible for happenings out of the factory.
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Wife : Kaash tusi SMS hundey, Mein zindagi bhar SAVE karke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tusi RINGTONE hundey, Mein har haftey badal sakda.
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Hunty : Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Bunty : Diamond ka haar de de.
Hunty : Koi aeisi cheez bata jo usney kabhi na li ho.
Bunty : Fansi de de.

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