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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Jokes 4 U
Jokes 4 U
Submitted by : Santhiya
Doctor (Pagal se) : Ye chithi tum kise likh rahe ho ? Pagal : Apney aap ko. Doctor : Achha, is mein kya lika hai ? Pagal : Maloom nahi. Doctor : Kuon ? Pagal : Abhi mujhe mili nahi.
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Hunty : Mere vich aj vi ohni power hai jini pehla si. Bunty : Kivey ? Hunty : Khand di bori pehla vi nahi si chuki jandi, tey hun vi nahi.....
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Teacher : Wo teen words batao jo sabsey jyada boley jatey hain. Student : Mujhey nahin pata. Teacher : Shabaash beta !
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Husband : Hypnotise karna kya hota hai ? Wife : Kisi ko control mein karkey apni marzi ke kaam karwana. Husband : Chal jhoothi, usey to SHAADI kehtey hain.
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Ek aadmi Girlfriend sey : Darling, main tumsey shaadi nahi kar sakta. Merey ghar waley mana kar rahey hain. Girlfriend : Tumharey ghar mein kaun kaun hai ? Aadmi : Ek biwi aur 3 bachey......
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