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Monday, May 24, 2010

Hassa Pai Gaya - Jokes

HASSA PAI GAYA - by Satnam Mahindru
(1)
Papa : Beta, Mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai ? Kya baat hai ?
Beta : Mummy ne Lipguard maanga tha. Maine Feviquick pakda diya.

(2)
Teacher : Batao bachcho. Jo galat kaam kartey hain woh kahan jatey hain ?
Student : (Sharmatey huye) Rose Garden, Rock Garden, Pinjore garden, Sukhna Lake, Shaanti Kunj.

(3)
Bunty : (Apney duplicate se) Yaar to bilkul mere jaisa hai.
Kya teri maa hamari kaamwali thi ?
Duplicate : Nahi, mera baap tumahara driver tha.

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